Alibi Network

A professional corporation committed to providing customers with a variety of alibi services! I didn't think something like this actually existed but apparently it does. A few examples include phone calls appearing from another city, phony jobs complete with business cards and phone numbers, etc., and even professional actors. Prices vary anywhere from $35 for an email to permanent alibis at $90 a month. Everything is conducted legally of course, but morally, I don't know.
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- Janelle